Opposition Leaders as piglets…

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OK, so, Australia is about three months away, and I’ve been ploughing through heaps of old “Arena” magazines.  Very very good stuff indeed.  Anyhow, have been googling various media outfits and have lately stumbled across this;

Rise of the Ruddbot Observations from the Gallery

Opposition leaders are like miniature piglets.

They look so sweet in the shop, don’t they? With their whiffling little pink noses and their eagerness to please; with their intelligent eyes and their loving natures and the sales assistant’s guarantee that they are fastidiously clean and, moreover, will fetch the paper every morning – what’s not to love?

It is only much later on, well after the election’s won and the warranty’s expired, that you wake up and realise, with a dull sense of unsurprise, that you’ve got a six-foot grunter digging up your backyard.

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